What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Hamnesia.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What are pigs celebrating when they celebrate their birthday? The day they were boar-n.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pig…
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”