What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.