Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.