Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.