Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!