Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.