What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!