What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!