Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.