What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.