What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!