Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.