What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
Put it on my bill.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What does an evil penguin lay?
Deviled eggs.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.