What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!