Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!