Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!