What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!