Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.