What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!