What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!