Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!