What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!