What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!