What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!