What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.