What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!