What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.