What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.