Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.