What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!