What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !