What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!