What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.