Kangaroo Puns

You will get a real kick from these wacky kangaroo puns.

Kangaroo Puns

What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.