What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”