What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass