Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!