I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.