What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.