Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!