What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.