How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Did you hear about the kangaroo with glasses?
He had to go to the hopthalmologist.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.