Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do stylish kangaroos wear?
Jumpsuits.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.