Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.