Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.