What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.