What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.