What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!