What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!