Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.