Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Goat milk?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
You have goat to be kidding me.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
I goat this.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.