Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
I goat this.