What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Whatever floats your goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
You have goat to be kidding me.