What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Something’s goat to give.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
I goat this.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Goat milk?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?