What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Goat milk?