What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
You have goat to be kidding me.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Something’s goat to give.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."