What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I goat this.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.