What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
You have goat to be kidding me.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence