Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Goat milk?
Whatever floats your goat.
I goat this.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Something’s goat to give.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence