Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
You have goat to be kidding me.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
I goat this.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?