Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Goat milk?
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Something’s goat to give.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
I goat this.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.