Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
I goat this.
Something’s goat to give.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.