What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
I goat this.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Goat milk?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."