Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
I goat this.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.