What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Goat milk?
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
I goat this.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.