Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Goat milk?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
I goat this.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Something’s goat to give.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?