What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
You have goat to be kidding me.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Goat milk?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
I goat this.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Whatever floats your goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.