Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
I goat this.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.