What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Goat milk?
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Whatever floats your goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Something’s goat to give.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.