A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Goat milk?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Something’s goat to give.