Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.