What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.