Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.