What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.