What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.