Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.