What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.