What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.