What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.