What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.