What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.