Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.