Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.