What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.