What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.