What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.