What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.