What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.