Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.