What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.