I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.