Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.