Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.