How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.