If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.