Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.