A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.