I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.