Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.