It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.