How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.