How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.