Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.