Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.