I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.