Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.