What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.