A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.