I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.