Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.