What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.