My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.