What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.