My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.