Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.