Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.