Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.