Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.