What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!