What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.