Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.