What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance!
Whale, whale, whale…
If it isn’t a pod.
Do you know where you take a sick squid?
To the doctopus.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!