Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
Where do fish save their money?
In the river bank.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
Who granted the fish’s wish?
The fairy cod mother!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
How do fish get from place to place while playing golf?
With a golf carp,
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!