My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What is a dog’s favorite brand of whiskey?
Jack Spaniels.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
Why are Dalmatians so bad at hiding?
Because they are always spotted.