Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.