What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Where did the dog leave her car?
In the barking lot.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.