What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
Why don’t dogs bark at their feet?
It isn’t polite to talk back to your paw.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
Why did the snowman name his dog ‘Frost’?
Because ‘Frost’ bites.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.