Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.