What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!