Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook